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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 20:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

Still no good.

Then came..

No, not a chance

Patchy Mix is latest 'fraud check' victim as he is battered in UFC 316 debut after claiming he would beat Sean O'Malley - Bloody Elbow

No way

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

A new type of X-point radiator that prevents tokamaks from overheating - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Watch toddler’s joyful scream when beloved uncle surprises him during hide-and-seek - USA Today

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

LSU baseball vs. Little Rock: First pitch time, how to watch Monday's Baton Rouge regional final - NOLA.com

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids